What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 08:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Rethinking Alzheimer’s Disease: New Research Reveals That It Affects the Entire Body, Not Just the Brain - SciTechDaily

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Casts 9 More Roles, Including Draco Malfoy - The Hollywood Reporter

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it possible to use AI to help with interview questions?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Matthew Schaefer honors late mother after getting selected first overall by New York Islanders in NHL draft - CNN

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Resident Evil 9, Requiem, Announced At Summer Game Fest With Trailer And Release Date - GameSpot

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Fed Chair hit with savage message on interest rates - TheStreet

Then came..

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Smoking Rates by Country and Gender in 2025 - Visual Capitalist

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Troubling Case Links Vaping to Aggressive Lung Cancer - Gizmodo

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

What do you typically do while on meth?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

2025 NFL All-Paid Team: Saquon Barkley, Dak Prescott headline top earners by position - NFL.com

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

How many books do you read in a week and what are they, could you share one?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?